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November 12th, 2005

Fack evolution !

I wasn’t made to have children. Aibo is pissing me off already and I keep turning it off.. until the day that I can re-program it so that it will not bother me.
Today, back from a club, I told a friend of mine that I download porno movies and that, to me, they seem like documentaries. You watch people having sex, and that’s just like those animals you see in TV. Some penetration exercise. Perhaps more complicated, but, in the end, all about reproduction.
I’m eventually supposed to give up on myself and live a hopeless life, dedicated to raising some child that is supposed to be my evolution. A better person, smarter, taller, whatever.
I say: fack that !!! Fack evolution, leave me alone. No offspring is going to replace me ! I own my own life and I’m going to do the best of it. I don’t want to dedicate the rest of my life on some Davide 1.2. To make a children is like to retire from life. You stop growing and start growing something else. That doesn’t work for me.
In my foreseeable future, my creations will be robots, not humans.
It’s not to be excluded that, some day, some woman will seduce me into conceiving some children. There are some very attractive potential mates out there.. with their big hips and large breasts, ensuring me that they can grow a better copy than me.. feed him/her well… still… when the time comes, I must resist.. remember not to give in, remember than doing robots for myself is better than raising children at the expense of slowing my life to a stand still.
I’ve always casted doubts on anything, this time I cast doubts on evolution: I shall better myself by means of my own intelligence, not by evolution.

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Posted by Davide Pasca in Society, Diary

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8 Responses to “Fack evolution !”

  1. ragin' lion says:

    Dude … all that 残業 (overtime) seems to have definately gotten to you; you seriously need vacation man.

  2. Davide Pasca says:

    Wrong.. overtime is finally over 8)
    I resent the fact that you think I’m at the point in which I need a shrink. I was just being overly honest. That’s my line of view and I stand by what I said.

  3. ragin' lion says:

    Oh man. How did you come to the conclusion that that I’m implying that you need a shrink from what I wrote? I just said you need a vacation; i.e. time to relax. If you want to accuse me of anything, it should probably be that I’m trying to find suttle ways for you to come visit me! 8P

  4. Rasty says:

    Darwin pwned!

  5. Davide Pasca says:

    Ragin: “you seriously need a vacation” is most commonly intended as an euphemism for needing some sort of mental help 8P
    As far as actually traving anywhere.. I have generally little curiosity about other places. Perhaps you should come to Tokyo again.. but this time we shall recreate outselves my way: partying !

    Rasty: Should make quite a few Americans happy.. every now and then some state comes up with some doubts on whether or not they should teach about evolution in school (as opposed to some more Biblical-friendly take of things).
    Heh.. I rmember back when the religion teachings couldn’t be opted out in schools. Once the religion teacher (was in middle school, I was 12-14 years old) got sort of upset about the evolutionary thing, and said “maybe you descend from the monkeys ! I don’t !”. ..funny cause I thought that she somewhat looked like a monkey 8)
    In that case it wasn’t me that ticked her off. Myself, I opted out of religion as soon as I could. In highschool I would rather spend that hour in the library with my Commodore Gazette and MC Microcomputer magazines..

  6. ragin' lion says:

    Hmm … whenever I heard “you seriously need a vacation” it was always in the context of “dude, relax, chill out” … I guess (perhaps) in California it has the psychiatrist connotation. Anyway, I don’t know when (or if) I’ll be in Tokyo again … there are a lot of other cities in Japan to visit! 8P

  7. rince says:

    Kaz is going to revolutionize world technology with his army of robots produced in the comfort of his own living room.
    Absolutely FREE!!!!

  8. Davide Pasca says:

    Woo !
    I may have said this before.. but when I was a kid, among other things, I wanted to be Kyashan. A human turned android along with his dog, by his father (a prominent scientist), in an attempt to save the World from the rise of the robots !
    In one episode, Luna, the mini-skirted aid (she was human still, but she had some anti-robot gun 8), gives an apple to Kyashan. He eats it and thinks that he cannot taste the apple.. no pleasure.
    Not sure if that was to take in the biblical sense, where the apple can be associated with sex. If that were the case, then it would mean that Kyashan turned robot to save humanity but had to renounce to sex !!
    ..although he had a nice dog robot, definitely a lot more useful than Aibo ;)

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